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have a 7 year old kid at work today who’s really into pokemon, but only the cards, so he only knows the pokemon that he’s seen the cards for. told me today his favorite pokemon are pikachu and gengar. i told him my favorite is mimikyu. he said he’d never heard of it. i told him it’s “like a little ghost wearing a pikachu costume” and searched up a picture of one to show him. he screamed “OH MY GOD!!!” so loud that my boss had to come over and remind him to use his inside voice 😂
oh so when a so-called “ARCHAEOLOGIST” goes around robbing graves and taking their contents back to their so-cakkklled “MUSEUMS” it’s all fine and dandy, but WHEN I, YOUR LOCAL, SMALL-TIME NECROMANCER-
Bro if I die you can raid my tomb
thank you so much! you wouldn’t have any issue with being RAISED IN UNHOLY SERVITUDE TO THE WORLD’S SOON-TO-BE TYRANT, now, would you?
Nah bro you’re cool
sweet! now if you’ll sign YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL TO MY NECROMANCEROUS WHIMS, uh, here on the dotted line:
he told me after he told the story of how one of his very famous successful bosses banged him for 5hrs then tried to murder suicide him in her car then we had drinks
i really am annoyed by people’s analysis of the scene with the old woman in barbie being that barbie finds her beautiful because she was never taught aging isn’t beautiful when she LITERALLY hated cellulite on sight and was disgusted by it and is going to the real world so that she DOESN’T age or change. it’s the exact same way people talked abt that enchanted gifset on here for years (you know the one). the scene where barbie tells the woman she’s beautiful comes immediately after she has seen humanity in its mundanity, in its highs and its lows and she is so moved by how much someone can feel when they are not living in a candy-coated dream world and when she sees the older woman she has a realization that if she wants this, she has to want all of it, and it is so worth it. she can get rid of the cellulite and the wrinkles and go back to being pretty and pink and perfect but now that she has seen how beautiful and terrible it can be to be human she can’t say no to that, and the proof of living a long and worthwhile life is beautiful to her.
I always forget that when some people ship characters it’s because they want them to fuck and not because they think they exist as twisted parallels of each other. “we all have the same goal, to see them fuck.” I personally have the goal of coring them like apples and showing them they’re the same or could have been under different circumstances.
